Watch This Instead Reviews Killers

Hi! This is Mike from Thesubstream.com. This is an episode of Watch This Instead for
the week in the fourth of June 2010. Are you excited? Can you feel it? The world getting
a little bit more handsome with slightly tusked layer hair, can you smell it? Can you smell
those pecks and buns and nice skin?

That’s right! The Kutch is back. Oh, Yeah! Fresh up and not very good. Valentine’s Day,
Bobby the guardian spread and what happens in Vegas is super producer Ashton Kutcher
with his new film Killers which also stars himself, Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl.
Heigel plays Jennifer Cornfield, a slightly nerdish though incredibly beautiful woman
who vacations in Nice with her parents and falls in love with a CIA assassin, the
incredibly handsome aforementioned Kutch machine, who she thinks is a corporate
consultant doing downsizing work and she also somehow has no problem with that either
as a character trait.

Kutcher’s character quits working with the CIA against the spooky threatening and vice
of his handler and they immediately get married and moved to the suburbs where
Kutcher’s character immediately becomes the boos-owner-founder and person that runs
and incredibly successful real estate development firm where he drives a truck wearing a
$200.00 white button on his shirt looking incredibly handsome.

But then, a whole bunch of people start trying to kill him. His past catching up to him and
he has to explain to his wife that he used to be as an assassin and then he helps her to
learn to be an assassin and they fight the bad guys together. She’s good. She is good in
every scene. He is handsome and tall. He is very good at playing a lady’s man. He’s very
good at being handsome and kind of charming in those scenes but the rest of the film
wherein he has to play an international man of mystery, family man, whether has worries
and troubles, not so much unfortunately.

If I was a producer of the film -- if I was producing Killers, I would have tasked
somebody to little bit more edge, a little bit more -- someone who’s not completely
handsome except Kutcher is the produces so he casts himself. So what should you watch
instead, take a look at the casts of Killers.

Mutants -- super mutants from the future, from the possible ultimate timeline where
everyone is completely handsome and beautiful and amazing looking. These are not
normal people. These are genetic freaks. They were plucked out of normal lifehood by
talent scouts who made them into models and then after they were models for a while,
they became actors of varying levels of talent and they made a movie together that varies
back and forth between vaguely pleasant and affably vacant. And then, when you're done
looking at those people, take your time because they are very beautiful.

Look at the cast of another film that comes out today, Get Him to the Greek. These are
some messed up looking dudes. Look at Puff Daddy’s head and then look at Jonah Hill’s
this area. Looks like he’s wearing a meat scarf and take the second and look at Russell
Brand’s face -- just the way that it shapes and if you had the drive, what kind of tools
would you use?

These people did not get in the movie based on their looks. They got there because
they’re all talented and all, including Puff Daddy, funny dudes. And, make a choice, do
you want to see a movie that stars some pleasant handsome doing pleasant adventure or
some funky ass looking weirdly shaped funny people doing fun? Choose well and go to
Get Him to the Greek this day.