Male Speaker: Tell me when to get my gun on this roof.

Male Speaker: I dropped that off the bad life towards this.

Male Speaker: In the toughest city in the world, nobody fights crime like these guys.

Male Speaker: Somebody call 91 -- holy --

Male Speaker: And then there is the other guys.

Male Speaker: Stop humming that song.

Male Speaker: We know, we know, all the gun fights, all the car chases, all the sex, we don't want to have, we won that, but we have to -- I'll do, do what you guys do.

Male Speaker: And we do it again and again.

Male Speaker: If I want to hear your talk, I'll shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet.

Male Speaker: Peace out, real, real characters.

Male Speaker: Would you stop it man.

Male Speaker: What?

From the Directors of Step Brothers and Talladega Nights.

Male Speaker: I think you're a fake cop.

Male Speaker: I hear a guy, who is probably a little insecure.

Female Speaker: All units we've got a possible jumper.

Male Speaker: We all know you're in a very dark place right now.

Male Speaker: I'm going to do it.

Male Speaker: Your feeling is that sweet death is your only release.

Male Speaker: We got a second jumper.

Male Speaker: Look he's flying.

This Summer.

Female Speaker: Hi.

Male Speaker: Who are you?

Female Speaker: I'm his wife.

Male Speaker: Just a ball and chain.

Male Speaker: Come on seriously, who is that?

Male Speaker: I'm a real cop, I'm working on a huge case. You're coming with me.

Male Speaker: It's a wooden gun.

From Columbia Pictures.

Male Speaker: Listen up, we need your cooperation. We are doing a lot of property damage. Cool helicopter.

Male Speaker: Where did you learn to drive that?

Male Speaker: Grand Theft Auto.

Will Ferrell

Male Speaker: I want two, good cop, bad cop. I come strong and then you come in.

Male Speaker: Got it.

Male Speaker: I want to know everything now.

Male Speaker: I'll talk to you, you are reasonable --

Male Speaker: You wont talk to me. Get away off me. I thought you said bad cop, bad cop.

Mark Wahlberg

Male Speaker: I'm a peacock, you got to let me fly.

Male Speaker: Pick another bird. Peacocks, they don't fly Terry, they don't, do they?

Male Speaker: Just let him have it captain.

The Other Guys

Male Speaker: Now, how they walk away in movies without flinching when it explodes behind them? There is no way. The move industry is completely irresponsible for the way they portray explosions.

This Summer