How to Crochet a Woolen Willy Warmer
Male 1: Yeah I’m ready, go ahead!

Male 2: Hey girls! What is this? This is not a slipper or he’s quiet now there.

Male 1: I’m sorry. It is actually kind of attractive. I’ve got a slipper here.

Male 2: Anyway I got the idea of one thus, you know as men we need something to keep our feet all warm at night or walking around the office and so I’ve decided to this crochet thing. I have to Google it and I found the Woolen Willy Warmer. If you know how to do it we can put always like a candy in here and put it on the coffee table.

Anyway, so you could tie up edge and girls you know men don’t like to have the smallest so you want to make it a little bit bigger to say, “Oh hi,” I thought it would fit into it better than just make it too small and say, “Oh I remembered it being bigger” so anyway so I’ve come up with the pattern. The one that I had that I was working on one with. I swear to God it’s for King Kong himself so, because this rampire was where the winner part so I cancelled that with matching crack because I had it with my own designs so what are we going to call it?

Male 1: What are we gonna call it? My goodness, it looks like a ladies’ slipper of some sort.

Male 2: So then we have our draw strings at the top so we can make it tight right? But male are trying to get these things—

Male 1: You know what it kind of looks like a squid.

Male 2: I’m sorry.

Male 1: We made a pink because we all knew that what bonds you in the relationship. It’s the ribbon.

Male 2: You know what you forgot to add is make the head the uncut part pink too.

Male 1: You should know this is becoming extra good.

Male 2: Well, I did this at fixed rate is.

Male 1: Well anyway, so I did try it. It does work.

Male 2: Yes so when I saw it too. It’s quite attractive.

Male 1: So that does work.

Male 2: But did actually make it look bigger.

Male 1: So yeah. So that’s about it so I already know if anybody is going to want the demonstration about those as far as I'm actually making it.

Male 2: Well, you made it in there for about two hours while you're sleeping so—

Male 1: Yes, so?

Male 2: I know what you were thinking about.

Male 1: Very simple. Well, you know what? It is kind of cool you know and I and I had seen one of those before then look when passing by one of those novelty shops and it is called the Woolen Willy Warmer and I thought two heads kind of interesting but you know of course I was only nine and not really sure in why it is so big so that’s about it.

Male 2: Wow!

Male 1: Yeah I know, so that’s what I call it video clips.

Male 2: I guess we have to try it tonight.

Male 1: I don’t know, yeah! It does work. It just won’t fit in your pants walking around the office that’s for sure and that’s about it.

Male 2: Well, if you are a ballet dancer actually I might make it.

Male 1: So that’s it. So over and done with.

Male 2: Oh, that’s kind of—