How will Kate Middleton spend her first Christmas as the Duchess of Cambridge? Lets find out. Hey everyone this is Ani Esmailian for Hollyscoop. Now that Kate is royalty, she can expect a long weekend of holiday festivities with her new royal in laws. And this isn’t your regular Christmas with the in laws, Kate is expected to act a certain way around the Queen and bring the perfect gift. So what do you get the woman who has everything? And I mean everything, like even a country. According to a royal source, "You give small, inexpensive things that are thoughtful.” Royal sources say that the royals usually give each other "fun and jokey" gifts at the Holidays, because frankly they already have everything. So are you saying that Kate Middleton should bring Queen Elizabeth a gag gift for Christmas? So how about a whoopi cushion? A life size cut out of Taylor Lautner?