Comedian Derek Seguin discusses the art of french kissing with WatchMojo.
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Veronica: Hi, I'm Veronica with watchmojo.com, and today I'm speaking with comedian Derek Seguin about the art of French kissing. You're going to show us how to French kiss today, right? Derek: Yes I know. Veronica: You're going to do it now? That’s not French kissing. Derek: What do you think it is, English people always give one kiss. That’s easy. Veronica: No, French kissing involves tongue. Derek: You mean kissing? That’s just kissing. I'm French, so maybe, French kissing to you is good kissing, for me it’s just normal kissing. What are you talking about? Like when you go to China, it’s not called Chinese food. You know, the tongue, it’s funny, I didn’t know this is going to be the subject. But I'm a big researcher on this. It was introduced as a distraction. It’s used to distract the girl, oh, it’s so nice. You're so nice. Just do kissing, stick the tongue in. and she go, what's that? And she doesn’t notice that your finger is in her panty. My bra is off, but there's something rolling in my mouth and I taste spaghetti. Veronica: Is that true? Derek: Google it. Veronica: Do you grow out of French kissing? Derek: I don’t think you grow out of it. I think I just finish smoking and drinking beer and I have no access banaca, maybe then I’ll avoid slipping the tongue. Instead just grab the girl’s head and put it somewhere else. Stuff like gold sluttier, it’s like a breath freshener and oral loosener. It’s like a present at the same time. So here, take this, I'm giving you gold. It’s going to freshen your breath and you're going to be sluttier after you're done. It’s perfect. It loosens the muscles. I'm huge, huge fan of the internet. My kids have the internet, it’s terrible. Anal just means pooping together. We were talking about French kissing, now all of a sudden we're doing anal. Veronica: Well thank you very much. That’s great advice. Derek: Thank you. I like breakfast, make it.